tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-378474722011-04-21T12:29:07.012-07:00Godnoreply@blogger.comBlogger11100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37847472.post-1164968659250972472006-12-01T02:13:00.000-08:002006-12-01T02:59:12.610-08:00...there was a blog and a dog and a god and the dog ate the blog and the god ate the dog with the blog inside it and now even though he didn't have to he called it god's damn blog and no god is not a woman god is a man who got in trouble for not updating his dog often enough and considering the dog ate his damn blog that is pretty fucking tolerant and god does swear on his blog when he feels like it because he can if he wants to and so this is not nearly as diverting as as the ORIGINAL GOD BLOG which was a live act and far more full of original sin but it just goes to show that anyone can have a god blog in five fucking seconds and god likes to swear sometimes it makes him feel and the thing is when you are a god you don't use punctuation and you don't feel in that icky human loveydovey kind of way because you would be feeling everything all at once and it would be a complete fucking head fuck you know what I mean?<br /><br />God thinks this should become a multi-authored blog. God is not selfish about his blog. We are all part of God's Damn Blog whether we like it or not.<br /><br />Sign up and I'll authorise you and you can can become one of God's damn bloggers. Damn blog.<br /><br />Love God x<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37847472-116496865925097247?l=godsdamnblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Godnoreply@blogger.com0